User Profile

Character: GIR
Series: Invader ZIM
Version: After the Christmas Episode
Age: Approximately two years old
Gender: Robot (generally accepted as male, though)
Sexuality: In direct contrast to ZIM, GIR loves EVERYBODY
Appearance: Being a robot -- a very tiny robot -- GIR tends to be very silvery in complexion, with glowy blue eyes (red when he's obeying his Master), multiple-jointed arms, clamp-like hands, and little metal stubs of legs. He also has a chest compartment where he stores various objects, food, or live animals, sometimes all at once! He also has an antenna on top of his head, the purpose of which is a mystery to even him. And he also somehow manages to have a tongue.

On the occasions when he isn't silver, GIR is usually bright, dayglo green-ish yellow and black. During these instances, which are just as frequent as the instances when he is silver, GIR seems to resemble some form of strange Earth-dog, though the breed has yet to be identified by any expert in any field.

Personality: GIR is the physical embodiment of Happy and Random. On rare occasions, he does attempt to obey ZIM, but usually that only lasts for a few seconds before he's off sleeping, "cooking," dancing, or playing with the Very Sensitive Machinery in ZIM's lab. He has a love for animals, dancing, "cooking," sleeping, the Evil Monkey Show, the most disgusting and sloppy foods he can find, Mexican food, and playing with the Very Sensitive Machinery in ZIM's lab. He also loves his piggeh.

Abilities/Weaponry: GIR has a vast array of weaponry, despite his teeny tiny size, including but not limited to: Laser eyes, head-mounted rocket-launchers and machine guns, circular saw blades, self-destruct, extendo arms, leg-jets, the most advanced GPS system ever in creation, giant head-slingshot, and a thermos.

Weaknesses: Among other things, his unwavering trust in every single person he's ever met, his naivety, short attention span, lack of any useful knowledge whatsoever (most of the time), and destructive tendencies (though this is arguable).

History: GIR's life began as so many do -- as the scrapped shell of an outmoded Irkan SIR unit. In an effort to sabotage ZIM once and for all, The Tallest filled his empty head with a couple of coins, a paperclip, and a wad of chewed gum, thus giving GIR life! Although it has been questionable at times -- like when he accidentally uploaded himself to the house's computer and, instead of getting out and back into his own body, went out for a late-night taco run as the house instead -- he's sworn his allegiance to ZIM.

Since then, GIR has been doing his best, on occasion, to help ZIM take over Earth for the Irkan race. When he isn't busy with other things, or forgetting what he's supposed to be doing.


((Disclaimer: This is a roleplaying journal for the community paixaorpg. This person is not actually GIR and the character and all other related Invader ZIM stuffins are copyrighted to Jhonen Vasquez and Nickelodeon and probably a bunch of other people that also aren't me.))

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